My gifts to my future hubby!!!!! (if I ever meet that sucker) lol

***you know i love disclaimers so here is one for you. This is only for those who are mature enough to handle and all that jazz***

So, I've been thinking..(yes, I think... often actually... so often that my head hurts most times...)

If I were to get married, what two special gifts would I give my new hubby. HMMMMM..... It didn't take long for me to figure this out really. I was dancing to one of my favorite Ciara songs and I realized the first thing would be a special, choreographed, sexy dance... Now, this isn't a pole dance, just a chair, some stilettos and some cute, barely there outfit... ya feel me!!!???

I haven't the slightest clue who I would get to help me with it but I do know there are professionals out there. Considering i'm still single, I have a while to figure this out... Now, are you asking why? Well, if you are my friend, you wouldn't ask why. IT's me and chances are if you are my friend and a female, you are thinking, "that's a damn good idea" and if you are male, you are thinking, "i should wife her very soon." Okay, wishful thinking on the "wife her" thing but a girl can DREAM can't she???

The second thing is a tasteful, framed, nude shot just for him... where would he place it you ask, well, in the living room... duh so my aunt and everyone can see it and his family and stuff...DUH!!!! Naw, i'm kidding. Probably somewhere like the bedroom. Besides, people shouldn't frequent your home unless you have just built it and you are showing it off. Chances are, that picture won't come up right away anyway oh but it would, very, very soon...lol It wouldn't be just a regular oh picture, it would be a painted portrait and all that stuff because although I feel I am picture perfect beautiful, I have some blemishes child from having that child of mind that just should not be in that picture no matter how much you love yourself. If you love yourself, you would have it touched up like they did with them school pics back in day when my aunt and momma was in graduating from high school.

I think my future husband would like them... what you think???